Sunday, June 16, 2019

why the boss never ask why i was late

It's just how we look at things. And then we won't worry about small things like being late for work.

cartoon by dsnake1
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why the boss never ask why i was late

01. The bus was late.
02. The bus was late, as usual
03. The bus was later than usual.
04. The bus was not late, blame the gridlock
05. Two guys stared and then fought in the bus.
06. There was a suspicious package in the bus.
07. It was raining, the roads can get slippery.
08. Taxi fares have gone up again.
09. I can't afford taxi fares.
10. The boss was late.

written with a cola : 20/04/2013
revised with a beer : 07/06/2019

Not many eyeballs at the sister site. Inspired by McSweeney's

© cheong lee san ( dsnake1 ) 2019

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Blogger Sherry Blue Sky said...

LOL. This entire post made me grin. Awesome, Lee San! The boss must tire of hearing about that bus. You could invent a signal, where you just hold up as many fingers as minutes the bus was late, and not have to speak about it. LOL.

17 June, 2019 01:05  
Blogger scotthastiepoet said...

I like this... In this country we say: "leaves on the track!"

17 June, 2019 01:44  
Blogger Lori said...

It doesn't matter why you're late if you're earlier than the boss! I like how the revisions were done!

17 June, 2019 04:03  
Blogger Rosemary Nissen-Wade said...

Sounds like you've pretty much got it covered! (10 must be the definition of a good boss, lol.)

Love the note.

17 June, 2019 07:02  
Blogger Mary said...

This made me smile! I needed that!

17 June, 2019 07:20  
Blogger dsnake1 said...


I would really consider your suggestion if i am still working.
so far i have bosses who never questioned my punctuality at work. in fact most of them are not punctual. :)


"leaves on the track"
must remember that!



nice way of doing the revisions, no?

17 June, 2019 16:06  
Blogger dsnake1 said...


i do have some good bosses. :)


glad i can help. :)

17 June, 2019 16:25  
Blogger Truedessa said...

Thanks for the humor, I was laughing as I read this.

18 June, 2019 08:38  
Blogger dsnake1 said...

thank you! i am glad you find it funny. :)

18 June, 2019 21:57  

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