autobiography of a minor hood
Sometimes you look at a picture, and it screams "prompt!".
photo from morguefile.com
autobiography of a minor hood
well, you look like you were constipating.
you think i stole and ate your fried chicken wings?
today is a saturday, you hate calendars, remember?
we don't mess around with tequila on saturdays.
moreover the blackbirds have flown the pie.
yeah it looks bad on you, klutzy and all
but really you should saw off that shotgun
makes it easier to conceal you know.
however you still look like a mafioso with a bad eye.
now let's go get a drink.
07/05/2016
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"One thing is for sure though. Trouble is trouble, no matter where you are."
--Felix, Felix the Cat: The Movie
© cheong lee san ( dsnake1 ) 2019
autobiography of a minor hood
well, you look like you were constipating.
you think i stole and ate your fried chicken wings?
today is a saturday, you hate calendars, remember?
we don't mess around with tequila on saturdays.
moreover the blackbirds have flown the pie.
yeah it looks bad on you, klutzy and all
but really you should saw off that shotgun
makes it easier to conceal you know.
however you still look like a mafioso with a bad eye.
now let's go get a drink.
07/05/2016
**********
"One thing is for sure though. Trouble is trouble, no matter where you are."
--Felix, Felix the Cat: The Movie
© cheong lee san ( dsnake1 ) 2019
posted by dsnake1 at 11:15 PM
11 Comments:
This sounds like some really bad advice...
maybe tequila on a Saturday is a better choice than sawing off the shotgun.
This made me smile............LOVE the title!
Ha, it seems to have ended in a friendly way! I do hope the shotgun was put away!
I can hear this as dialogue, the cat just talking its way out of whatever it seems to have stalked right into. Cat dialogue is snappy. :)
Bjorn,
:D
I'll drink to that!
Sherry,
thank you! :)
Mary,
i hope it does. :)
Funny, I think. I like the blackbirds flew the pie and the bad eye. The shotgun part weighs heavy.
:D
it is, i suppose. they are smarter than us any day.
Colleen, thank you! :)
Can picture my little ones, in this cute, but smart poem. Especially, as they tag team me at nighttime, as I am about to call it quits for the night.
Love the title!❤️ Your poem made me smile 😁
Therisa,
you have some very good friends. :)
Sanaa,
Thank you! :)
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