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I was at a men's restroom in a bowling alley, doing my you-know-what business, when i heard the guy in the next cubicle said, "Hello, how are you?"
Thinking that the man was just trying to be friendly, I replied, slightly embarrassed, "Okay, i'm fine."
Then he continued : "So, what are you doing now?"
I tell you, I'm not used to carrying on a conversation while shitting. But just not to offend him, I said "Ahh, I'm into software" (which was quite correct at that moment).
It was really getting a bit uncomfortable for me at this point. Then he tossed another question., "Can I come over?"
This one was really sudden and kinky, I mean I am really lost. I was really nervous now, but quickly replied, "NO. I'm eh, sort of busy now.."
There was a short pause, a nervous cough, and the guy saying, a bit agitated..
"Look, I'll call you back later. There's an idiot in the other cubicle who keeps answering all my questions!"
P.S. I made this up , of course I wasn't there. I read of this joke somewhere, maybe some of you guys had already come across it.
I promise to be back with a poem the next time.
And a haiku to end the day...
crisis day in the office.
my cellphone rings -
© cheong lee san ( dsnake1 ) 2014